Julius Henry Marx, better known as “Groucho”, derived from the nickname “grumpy” in English, was an eminent American comedian, actor and writer of the last century.
Groucho Marx has worked in radio, television, film and has written several books. Through your character? Groucho, played a cunning, witty and willing money lawyer, his character was characterized by a sarcastic, insightful and revolutionary humor that delighted his audience, which he managed to conquer and entertain for a long time.
Their maxims and phrases remain famous today, here we share some with you.
Pay the bill? What an absurd custom!
Why should I worry about posterity?
Why do they call it love when they talk about sex?
Why was he with that woman? Because it reminds me of you, in fact, it reminds you more than you do.
Of course I understand. Even a five-year-old might understand. Bring a five-year-old here!
From the moment I took your book, I fell to the ground laughing. Someday, I hope to read it.
Behind every great man is a great woman, behind her is his wife
I’m sorry if I call you gentlemen, but I don’t know you very well.
He may look like an idiot and act like an idiot, but don’t be fooled. He’s an idiot.
The secret of life is honesty and fair play. If you can simulate that, you’ve made it.
I think television is very educational. Every time someone calls him, I go back to another room and read a book.
It’s better to shut up and look silly than to talk and end the doubt
My son, happiness is made of little things: a small yacht, a small mansion, a small fortune.
Military intelligence is two contradictory terms.
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be grateful to make an exception.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music
Politics is the art of finding problems, finding them, making the wrong diagnosis and then applying the wrong remedies.
I would never belong to a club that would admit someone like me as a member.
Out of nowhere, we reach the highest levels of misery
I remember perfectly the first time I liked sex, I still have the receipt.
There’s only one way to know if a man is honest: ask him and if he says yes, know he’s corrupt.
I still don’t know what you’re going to ask me, but I object
I drink to make others interesting.
Not laughing at all is silly, laughing at everything is nonsense.
Are you rich? Answer the second question first
Only the cheap end up going expensive.
Only one man out of every thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women.
Let’s drink to our girlfriends and our wives!? So they never meet!
I was so busy writing the review that I could never sit down and read the book.
One for all and all for me, me for you and three for five and six for twenty?
I had a hard time getting to extreme poverty from scratch
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